Horoscopes began with the ancient Greeks. They believed a person’s life was pre-determined and predictable by the positioning of certain heavenly bodies and constellations present at the time of a person’s birth.

Today they are used as the worst pick up line.

Use this chart to find your Doejo companions, what personality traits you should posses according to your sign, and who should be your astrological enemy (in accordance to where you sit in the office).